Kay’s Bar


Sellwood is an interesting place. Stepping into a dive bar may require hopping over a dog or two on the way to your seat.   Bicycles rival cars for the most popular way of transport.   Working attire?  Better believe you need a full sleeve tattoo and holes in your ears.  It is home to well renowned restaurants with lines around the block and a dozen dive bars which make you feel like a scumbag after leaving even if you weren’t one beforehand.  And you know…  it’s excellent.  Sellwood has character, flavor, and life.

Kays is one of those original favorites that adds character.  Opened in 1934, it’s history walking in the door.  The best way to describe it is the classiest of dive bars.  You can tell by the wood clapboard walls and the 1980′s malt liquor adds strewn all over that this used to be a dive bar. What throws you off is the tasteful remodel which must’ve come in the last 10-15 years.  Marble counter tops at the bar. Classic red topped stools.  Stitched leather seat backs in the booths which line the outside walls.  Someone did this with purpose.

Really you’re needing to stop in for the burgers and poutine.  That’s right, poutine. In case you’ve been living under a rock, poutine comes from our Canadian neighbors to the North.  One of them had the brilliant idea to take a plate of fries, add gravy and seasoning, then melt cheese on top.  It’s extremely unhealthy and yes, you should still eat it.


The burgers are some of the best in the area.  The menu is often given a little shake and you’ll find slightly different styles of burgers often, likely due to the amazing amount of toppings available.  The Kay’s Burger, starting at $9, is a build-your-own style with easily 15-20 options to identify your preference.  Portobello, avocado, and Swiss?  You got it.  Blackened seasoning, queso blanco, and jalapenos? Yep.  BBQ sauce, bacon, and cheddar?  Sure.

Happy hours are available from 3-6 every day (3-8 on Mondays) and have a good variety of things you can snack on or create a whole meal from.  With a small but great variety of beers on tap and over 50 whiskeys available, this is easily a place you can find yourself wanting to return.


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$40 vs $4 bottles of wine


This week in our podcast we explore $40 vs $4 bottles of wine, and does it really make a difference?

Find out by listening below.

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Portland Auto Show


The Auto Show is one of my favorite events each year.  Fresh, new cars, futuristic technology… and being able to know before anyone else which rides will attract all the attention on the road in a few years.  Of course then, one would jump at the chance to work the show this year.  Not only would I have one option, nay, but two different booths to run between.  Deal.

How much suck was it then when Snowpocalypse 2014 hit at the very same time as the Auto Show?  By Noon on Thursday people were abandoning work and fleeing home to try and avoid the *gasp* inches if snow meeting the roadway.  By 3pm I myself had opted to go home and enjoy the free time. Little did I know one HOUR later I’d be facing practically the same thought process as I meandered down MLK Blvd at a pace of 1 mph.


Abandoning my car was not my first option, but it ended up working well.  This gave the quaint opportunity of testing Portland’s Tri-Met system which, I have to admit, worked rather well in getting near home and the Convention Center even while traveling snow routes.

The winter wonder world proved disasterous for the show, however.  The first shift, normally a busy one at 7-10pm Friday night, had only a few dozen people walking around the building.  It did lead to a fantastic opportunity to view the cars you loved and spend plenty of time taking pictures without random photobombers.


What I did love about this year’s show were a very select few automobiles. Ford’s 2015 Mustang is on display here in one of it’s first debuts.  It’s hot.  A good mix of recent Mustang muscle with the smoother lines that used to flow down the fastbacks.  Cadillac’s new CTS was a pleasure as well, with an interior that screams to be touched and vertical LEDs lining the gaping holes of the fascia.  The Chevy Corvette was also a hot conversation with some loving it for it’s Italian-esque design, taking cues from it’s more respected competitor Ferrari.  Others hated it for that same note, but all observed the amount of available power and handling this thing will give at $65,000.

Speaking of $65,000, guess who’s selling a car for the much?  Kia.  And Hyundai. Boom. “Of course I’d spend that much on a Kia!,” said no one, ever.   Enter the K900.  I must say the quality of these things have come a long way, but you needn’t look much further than the wheels to understand the Koreans still have a ways to come in certain departments.  However the interior feels near as nice as any German car out there.  Hyundai is also offering the Equus which can total $69,000 with options. Yikes!


There were many moderately exciting vehicles, such as the Chevy SS – a sedan with 400+hp in a neat, tidy package that wouldn’t draw too much attention at Walmart let alone stoplights. Something about the sleeper package draws me in.  Buick’s Regal GS looked nice with 20″ rims, with class and style but not enough to garner wild attention.  In a meager surprise, the new Chrysler 200 looked better than it has since… well, before it was a Sebring.  It’s almost respectable.

Overall though, there were many cars we just didn’t like seeing.  BMW comes to top of mind with it’s new 2 series, 4 series, 6 series Grand Coupe, and i3 all on display, none of which the public seemed to ask for. Lexus’s IS250 seems to have taken a step backward, Mitsubishi had… well nothing. And besides a cool Scion FRS Toyota and Honda had only rather vanilla people movers on display.


As far as trucks go, Ford’s new all-aluminum F-150 looks nice.  It’s fresh, crisp, clean, and manly.  RAM on the other hand made their new trucks even bigger for big’s sake.  The standard RAM 1500 is now an absurd beast,  There was enough room on the center console to throw a barrel of hay which, depending on who you are, is either handy or absurd.

Subaru is still trying to find it’s styling game.  After going from “odd yet classic” to entirely bland, Subaru has been continuing to build AWD architecture that’s tough to beat all-around and has slowly been getting it’s style back.  The new Impreza WRX is looking tempting once again, and who can deny the sound of those boxer engines?


What were your thoughts on the Portland Auto Show?  Sound off below!


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Showing Up For Life


Today was another one that ended with my face buried deeply in my hands. There seemed an overwhelming amount of incompetent individuals with sticks perusing the bubble that is my life. Why in such a modern society does it feel like some folks still don’t seem to get it?   Today I share a few short (yet far from simple) lessons we need to learn – or re-learn for some of us – to help make the world a better place for both ourselves and others:

1) Do what you say you’ll do.

And don’t do what you say you won’t.   This simple statement could be the key to discovery and happiness for our species if only we weren’t so flawed.   We’ll innately fail and let others, and ourselves, down.  Because of this we need to be mindful of the things we speak into being.  “A man’s word is his bond,” and rightfully so.  Accomplish more, hurt less and get off your butt and into action.

2) Blame yourself for almost everything in life.

When we’re younger we don’t have control of the things that surround us, but as adults we do entirely. The people we hang around, the money we make, our inner and external health… Learn to hold yourself accountable.  Learn to create solutions.  Change starts at yourself.

3) Treat others with respect.

Because karma is a huge bitch.  Don’t be surprised when the world comes crashing down to expose it’s innards.  Keep in mind that your actions come back around and putting that extra foot forward for another can reap benefits when you really need them.  Small things seam meager yet equate substantially.


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The most understated Manhattan

rontoms2You’ve probably passed by Rontoms and not even known it.  There are no flashy signs, banners or neon flickering.  In fact, there’s no sign.  The only sign even signifying the fun within? A shadow of a man with an umbrella.  The walls are painted a drab green and it’s easy to saunter by on your way to Sizzle Pie (review to come), the delicious pizza joint doors away. It’s understated, yet stylish when you take notice.  That goes for most things at Rontoms.  The drinks, food, and attention to detail present themselves in a way that feels like silk to the senses.


The walls have been torn back to the basic structure, with exposed beams and open cement and metal frame climbing up the wall.  With just a few splashes of color the room is brought alive along with lighting that is always just a hair too dark.  The gaping room is open and comfortable.  And this is all you’d know, really, if it’s your first or even second time here.  That’s because behind the bar there’s a walkway which leads back to what you’d think is the kitchen.  Instead it leads you outside to one of the most beautiful outdoor Portland patios available.

rontoms3 There is a ton of space out back.  There are more than a hundred people outside on a Friday night and it’s all hidden from the street.  The bamboo island lends a nice touch, as well as the rock beds surround the outdoor seating.  I know what you’re thinking… this is Portland.  It rains.  Rontoms has that covered, literally, with enough space for everyone protected under an architectural brilliance.  The fire pit keeps you warm, the exterior bar makes it convenient and did I mention the ping pong table?  Prepare for a challenge.


…All of which might lend to how delicious this drink tastes in my hand.  That, or the quality ingredients.  That needn’t matter. What does is what a great spot this is to come and relax.  Just know, you’re now in the heart of East Portland, so non-hipsters beware – there’s a lot of flannel and mustaches here.  Worth it? Worth it.



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A Toast!


A bite of cinnamon crumb cake and fresh local coffee await as I take a stool at the bar, conveniently located at the end of the kitchen so every bit of action is open to critique.  This taste of heaven is provided to everyone as a charming welcome and taste of things to come.  Smiles reaching cheek to cheek surround me. As a brunch only restaurant, TOAST is open 8a-2p 7 days a week.  This short span allows them to focus on the quality and presentation of every meal they prepare.  The menu is full of multiple items just waiting to make your mouth water.   While it may prove difficult, eventually you must settle on a single dish and cross your fingers it’s everything you hope it is.


Today, I order the special:  Pan seared scallops served over butternut squash risotto with dressed arugula and a sunny egg.  It’s bold, flavorful, and full of color.  The risotto is cooked perfectly and the butternut squash lends a distinct but mild flavor with a texture which pairs well.  The arugula is light and fresh, giving contrast.  The egg tastes as it came from a golden chicken – I’m sure with all sorts of naturalistic pedigrees.  TOAST does pride itself on fresh, local, natural ingredients.  And the scallops?  Wow, the scallops.  Lightly seared providing that hint of rough texture as you bite.  The dish comes together well, and is accompanied by the cook himself bringing it to your table and reaffirming your experience at the end.  Impressive.

toast2TOAST prides itself as “a neighborhood restaurant” and while it maintains a quaint and friendly atmosphere, it’s deserving of a look from those folks city-wide looking for an experience.  Opening around 2007 it’s developed regulars who’re quick to engage in conversation and engage the staff by name as they leave.  It’s been rated as restaurant of the week by many publications including the Oregonian and maintains a rating of over 90% on UrbanSpoon.  Those accomplishments alone should speak for something.  This brunch spot is delicious in the end and part of an amazing contribution to the neighborhood which is up and coming.

toast4- Tizz

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Star Bar: Unexpected and delicious


Black. This, I’ve decided, is the perfect descriptive sense of Star Bar.  A brick exterior surrounds the only defining feature being the outline of a blue star in the window which sits in front of dark black curtains designed to keep the place dimly lit.  Inside is similar to what you’d expect.  It’s definitely a dive bar.  It’s definitely got a rock influence.  It’s definitely a bit hipster.  I mean the website alone is Star-Bar-Rocks.com, which is pretty spectacular in it’s own right.  Those are definitely red light bulbs being used above.  None of this is a problem, mind you.  I tend to enjoy these places, but at this moment I’ve been without food and overworked and all I want is a delicious burger.  With traveling by foot in the cold out of the question, hesitation set in when all I assume will be available is fried chicken strips and an onion ring basket if I’m lucky.  Blah.

Stepping up to the bar I’m greeted with a head nod.  Friendly in a “I’m really freaking cool” kind of way, a stiff whiskey was served as I perused the plastic laminated menu which had giant rings to bind it which lead to pages “flipping” in random directions.  “Oh, burgers and sandwiches. Nice,”  I thought to myself especially as I saw real ingredients for a good burger like Swiss, mushrooms, and avocado. “What’s this?”  Free-range, grass fed meat.  Huh. Not sure weather to be proud or ashamed of Portland right now.  I order my burger – with tots of course – grab my order number (which is actually just an old record) and slide onto a black couch in the corner seat to sip my Buffalo Trace.


My order takes a while to come out, though I understand why almost immediately.  The smell of spices hits my nose and I realize this thing has probably been made by hand from scratch a moment ago.  The burger has been hand shaped and cooked medium rare. It’s incredibly juicy – enough so that every bite or two ends with a finger cleaning.  Maybe there is something to this free-range beef because it tastes incredibly fresh and pure,  The bun is fresh and lightly fried with a touch of oil. The Swiss cheese melts away over freshly sauteed mushrooms and uneven chunks of avocado practically fall out.  My friend is drooling over my food at this point.

This is when I lose a tater tot. Two. A fork is then used on the friend’s hand.  By the end, I’m full yet almost considering ordering another because of how incredible it just was.  How incredible? This was possibly the best burger under $10 I’ve had in Portland. That’s saying a lot in one of the top culinary cities of the country.


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Radiolab: Apocalyptical

So apparently there’s an amazing show on WNYZ/NPR called Radiolab that showcases philosophical and scientific matter.  It first popped on the air in 2005 and won a National Academies Communication Award in 2007.  It’s got all sorts of cool information and to this day I would still not know about it if not for a live performance that occured in town at the Keller Auditorium.   Radiolab Live: Apocalyptical is a show about cataclysmic destruction. Say that with me: Cataclysmic Destruction. Spelled b-a-d-a-s-s.

The team at Radiolab was like nothing I’d seen before.  Not only were there life-size dinosaurs (which were excellently played by the actor) but we had live rock&roll and the accompaniment of Reggie Watts, one of my favorite comedian/musicians around right now.  The whole experience enveloped us by bringing back what we were taught in elementary school – that dinosaurs just died one day.  Maybe it got hot.  Maybe they were killed by an asteroid.  Well, by bringing new revelations of science in we got an accurate picture of just what, where, and when things really occurred.

Over the next two hours we learned what an asteroid would do to the Earth with such force, and the 32 miles of depth it would take before stopping.  We learned of all the earth, water, and other materials that escaped in the temporary hole it ripped through our atmosphere, how much time it took for those materials to spread around the globe in miniscule pieces which morphed into sand-like particles, and how the atmosphere heated to dynamic proportions – equating to almost 2,200 degrees farenheit – within a matter of hours.  Everything above ground dies, and fast.  Why do we still have alligators and rats? Because anything more than 3.5ft below surface is protected.   And where does that mean humans came from?

Without ruining everything, my full recommendation goes out to the broadcast and it’s incredible live performance.  Take a moment to listen to them on WNYC and NPR or pull up a few of their podcasts.  You won’t be disappointing.


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Oh God No: How to stop a Comcast-Time Warner Cable merger

comcast01Friday morning Comcast executives approached the FCC with questions on what hurdles it would face if they pursued a merger with Time Warner Cable.   The first thing to understand is cable companies share the lowest customer service ratings of any industry.  Why?  Probably because of the poor customer service, bandwidth caps, and outright denial that customers want fast internet speeds.

The thought of two of the least customer centric companies in America merging into one super Goliath of crappy service should be a scary thing to many. The two companies have a near duopoly on the cable market in our country yet have been known to have secret, sneaky ways of trying to keep a monopoly;  TWC gets some areas, and Comcast gets others. “We won’t step on your toes if you don’t step on ours.”

What’s wrong with that?  Less competition means higher costs, more absurd fees, and less incentive to progress.  That all sounds like things we want, right?  Wrong. The FCC has it’s work cut out for them over the holiday weekend.  This is a good opportunity for the new chairman Tom Wheeler to prove pundits wrong and put the hammer down for the American people. Tom Wheeler used to work as a lobbyist for the cable industry so it’s fair to be a little concerned.

fcc01In 2011, T-Mobile and AT&T tried a merger and the FCC blocked them.  That’s spurred fierce competition in the wireless spectrum as T-Mobile has revamped it’s Uncarrier initiative to provide more flexible and less expensive plans, as well as other features such as free internet for tablet users. This is a perfect example of why competition is a benefit to the rest of us.

With new gaming consoles like the Xbox One, the Playstation 4, tablets in 34% of households, and smartphone adoption rate in the US above 90% so many devices are now connected and rely on a consistent.   Bandwidth caps will just mean more cost for less internet access.


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Six Inches of Pleasure.

Six months ago I was lying in bed with my head on a posturepedic pillow… Not sleeping, mind you, but reading technology news on my phone.  Why an exciting moment!  Except that I’m squinting to read text and flinging my finger to scroll every few sentences. As a Windows Phone user I was jealous of phones like the Galaxy Note and HTC One MAX which despite their gigantic screens seemed to be selling gloriously to consumers like myself who watch videos and browse the interwebz constantly. While giant phones are seemingly goofy and were not thought to catch on, they’ve gone and done it anyhow.  My inner geek made an educated guess Nokia was coming out with a plus-size phone with one of their fancy cameras… Was I right?

Flash forward to November 22nd and the Nokia Lumina 1520 is being released. Sweet glory, it’s even better than expected.  Full 1080p resolution, a 20 megapixel Purview camera with Carl Zeiss lenses and image stabilization, 2.2Ghz Snapdragon 800 processor and 2Gb of RAM… sweet glory.  The biggest surprise is likely the massive 6.0″ screen; much bigger than the Galaxy Note and other pallets and only 1″ smaller than full blown tablets like the iPad mini and Nexus 7. Holy burned retinas, Batman!  And just look at this thing: It’s beautiful.  Special technology helps the screen be more vibrant and readable in direct sunlight, as well as sensitive enough to be effective while wearing gloves.  Perfect for the invading chill of the Northwest.

Colors are vibrant, coming in yellow, black, red, and white (the first two being matte). Gorilla Glass 2 should keep the screen safe enough to survive a few small drops.  Most should know already how hard it is to kill a Nokia.  Here’s hoping you can hammer it with nails and come away scratch free like other Lumina variants.

The only downsides to consider?  AT&T is the only carrier available and they’ve done two things that were not in the best interest of the consumer. 1) Storage was reduced from 32Gb to 16Gb.  Perhaps this could be to keep cost down, though no matter seeing we have up to 64Gb of additional storage to be added via storage car. 2) Qi wireless charging, an amazing feature that plow you to charge your phone by simply placing it near a charging source, eliminating the need to plug it in, was removed by AT&T so their own PMA wireless charging could be used.  Only problem with that?  It’s not built in, you’ll need to buy a bulky case in order to take advantage.  If you’re a Nokia fan, that means buying new charging plates as well… harrumph.

My order?  Placed earlier this week through the Windows Store which is currently giving $50 of free apps and one flip cover which provides some easily removable protection that doubles as a stand.  Sweet!   Are you as stoked as me for this new top-of-the-line device? Sound off below.-Tizz

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