This town is booming.

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It may have been while skimming down the street in SE on a fixie bike, seemingly passing other bicycles on the city streets more often than cars, only to run point blank into four closed street being used to paint giant murals in the intersection by kids, artists, and passerby’s… It could have been during a well deserved trip to enjoy a fine whiskey at one of twenty dozen neighborhood bars of NE… or perhaps it was while trying to decide which countries delicacies to indulge upon considering the vast variety of food choices in NW… whenever it was I know for sure how booming this town is right now.  As a wannabe Oregonian of 8 years there are always stories floating about of how Portland “used to be”, but I’m happy to be around now.  Believe it, we’re one of the most hip cities in the country.  We have music, food, events, nature… you name it.  We even have our own TV show.

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While traveling it’s good nature to tell folks that our city is completely full and not accepting new applicants, or simply it’s the most horrendous place I’ve ever loved to live.  We must keep it a secret!  Other parts of the country truly believe we are where hipsters breed, the weirdos hang out, and fashion goes to die.  And in all reality, it’s sort of true.  That’s what we love about it though, and others apparently do too. We’re the #10 fastest growing city in the country.

We’re well paid too, with a median salary of $60,000.  That would explain all the new homes going up in what used to be backyards – building up and sporting solar panels.  It would also explain poverty and crime getting pushed outward towards Gresham.  The nice thing is we’re not over crowded like bigger cities and there’s room to grow – or boom, you might say.  My next thoughts? How long we’ll have until we think again of how Portland “used to be”.



Papa Haydn’s – Ea(s)t(er) Your Heart Out


There is really one name for dessert around Portland: Papa Haydns.  Since opening in 1978 they’ve become a staple around town for succulent cakes, tortes and pastries.  You can imagine then our excitement at being recently invited to an Easter tasting of seasonal and regular tastes available this Spring.  SPOILER: I’ve never been so happy in my life.  Looking for your new favorite dessert?  Read on.


papas11Led by Executive Pastry Chef Jessica Caraccioli who has years experience in some of the most well-known restaurants around Portland, new flavors and twists to classics have been delightfully selected to work with a broad array of palettes and preferences.  Their location on NW 23rd is seemingly the most well known due to its location and occasionally needs reservations for dinner – worth it though.  The real magic happens in the original North Sellwood location where they handle both the restaurant and wholesale products around town.  Some of these treats are available at local grocery outlets New Seasons, Zupans, and Fred Meyer, all of whom are dedicated to fresh, local foods.  Having received a background, lets jump into flavor town.


Our tasting started with a quaintly named Easter Special, “The Lime In The Coconut”.  Apart from loving the name I quickly found what the commotion is about.  A healthy dose of lime curd takes place between layers of coconut cake and Italian butter cream.  Shards of coconut line the exterior to present a full texture with a small, edible fondant daisy placed on top.  The pedals are sweet and the lemon curd dolloped in the middle turned to be the most surprising items we’ve tasted in a while.  To be honest, I tend to shy away from coconut at times as it tends be often overwhelming in other desserts.  This then was a delight as flavor returned light and understated.  The coconut was bright but never overcame the delicious lime tart paired with it.  I found the secret in the fresh lime zest spritzed through the curd.  It pairs well with the home-made simple syrup and a slight soak in coconut milk the cake receives before use. Overall the flavors were light, soft to the pallete, and perfect for a nice Springtime enjoyment in the sunshine (or impending rain, depending on the hour of the day).

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The next delicious treat was the Café au Chocolate.  This is one of the most beautiful and understated desserts tried.  At first glance it looks like half the Death Star has crashed into your plate, topped in chocolate and served up for your pleasure.  I never liked the Dark Side anyway.  Inside we find the true spoils: a dense cappuccino brownie with crunchy croquant (similar to small rice balls) topped with milk chocolate espresso mousse and finished with dark chocolate espresso ganache.  That may seem like a lot, and it is.  It’s amazing.  The texture of the croquant, the light layer of mousse and caramel finish it’s plated with all pair well.  Found it a to be a succulent dish which should be had with a cup of coffee or espresso at hand to give a little moisture if (ahem:when) you get overwhelmed by chocolate.

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The next plate, simply named “Passion” is likely my favorite.  Passion is a treat to the eyes as well as the taste buds.  What seemed to be plastic holding up the dessert ended up a solid white chocolate banner, thinly designed to hold the innards in place. Edible, of course, and holding flavor that’s about to blow your mind. Once you break through the mold you’ll find an assault of flavor pounding on your taste buds like the hammer of Thor.  From top to bottom first to arrive is a thin layer of passion fruit curd which reminds us of a gel.  Digging past the urge to eat all the gel immediately you find more passion fruit flavor, this time in the form of mousse.  This mousse in particular is extremely delicate and must be mixed at an exact temperature ensuring appropriate taste and texture.  The chef is so precise she prefers to do it herself.  In the middle you’ll find a “present” as she puts it, of raspberry cream cheese mousse which seems more frothy than the mousse surrounding it and adds a hint of complexity and twist of flavor to your bite.  All of this tops a classic chocolate-buttermilk cake which you’ll want to indulge upon again and again.  There is a sweet/tangy balance here that makes each flavor pop wildly.  This is an impressive dish to order and will satisfy in more ways than one.

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Following the need for a more classic chocolate cake I tried the Raspberry Gâteau.  This is a purposefully fallen chocolate soufflé baked with Triple-Sec and Brandy.  Can we take a moment to praise the dessert gods?  Enrobed with dark chocolate ganache and topped with fresh, local raspberries, this makes for a dense and rich chocolate flavor with a light-touch fruit finish.  Tthis is a great substitute in place of a regular slice of cake.  It’s fulfilling and enough to satisfy two.

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To finish things up I was greeted with a White Chocolate Mint Torte, served beautifully and looking impressive before taking a bite.  Take note why: a three-day process is used to ensure each dynamic shows it’s true value. What looks like the most impressively built portion, the exterior shell is an almond sponge cake textured with a distinguishable chocolate “stair” design.  It’s beautiful by itself yet shows only one aspect of how this treat comes alive.  The cake simply wraps a white chocolate mint mousse topped with a gel that sits atop a medium-bodied brownie.  The taste reminded me of biting into a large, creamy Andes mint or mint-chocolate ice cream in cake form. Scrumptious.  Another beautifully plated dessert which adds to the overall charm.


Papa Haydens impressed and if the food, led by Head Chef John Mealus, is anything like the desserts this is most certainly the place for your next date night.  Both locations will delight whether this is your first or four hundredth meal together. Take a look at their website and drop in to enjoy dinner or a tasty dessert.  TheTizz gives our full recommendation and we’d love to hear your own experience in the comments below.


Kay’s Bar


Sellwood is an interesting place. Stepping into a dive bar may require hopping over a dog or two on the way to your seat.   Bicycles rival cars for the most popular way of transport.   Working attire?  Better believe you need a full sleeve tattoo and holes in your ears.  It is home to well renowned restaurants with lines around the block and a dozen dive bars which make you feel like a scumbag after leaving even if you weren’t one beforehand.  And you know…  it’s excellent.  Sellwood has character, flavor, and life.

Kays is one of those original favorites that adds character.  Opened in 1934, it’s history walking in the door.  The best way to describe it is the classiest of dive bars.  You can tell by the wood clapboard walls and the 1980′s malt liquor adds strewn all over that this used to be a dive bar. What throws you off is the tasteful remodel which must’ve come in the last 10-15 years.  Marble counter tops at the bar. Classic red topped stools.  Stitched leather seat backs in the booths which line the outside walls.  Someone did this with purpose.

Really you’re needing to stop in for the burgers and poutine.  That’s right, poutine. In case you’ve been living under a rock, poutine comes from our Canadian neighbors to the North.  One of them had the brilliant idea to take a plate of fries, add gravy and seasoning, then melt cheese on top.  It’s extremely unhealthy and yes, you should still eat it.


The burgers are some of the best in the area.  The menu is often given a little shake and you’ll find slightly different styles of burgers often, likely due to the amazing amount of toppings available.  The Kay’s Burger, starting at $9, is a build-your-own style with easily 15-20 options to identify your preference.  Portobello, avocado, and Swiss?  You got it.  Blackened seasoning, queso blanco, and jalapenos? Yep.  BBQ sauce, bacon, and cheddar?  Sure.

Happy hours are available from 3-6 every day (3-8 on Mondays) and have a good variety of things you can snack on or create a whole meal from.  With a small but great variety of beers on tap and over 50 whiskeys available, this is easily a place you can find yourself wanting to return.


Portland Auto Show


The Auto Show is one of my favorite events each year.  Fresh, new cars, futuristic technology… and being able to know before anyone else which rides will attract all the attention on the road in a few years.  Of course then, one would jump at the chance to work the show this year.  Not only would I have one option, nay, but two different booths to run between.  Deal.

How much suck was it then when Snowpocalypse 2014 hit at the very same time as the Auto Show?  By Noon on Thursday people were abandoning work and fleeing home to try and avoid the *gasp* inches if snow meeting the roadway.  By 3pm I myself had opted to go home and enjoy the free time. Little did I know one HOUR later I’d be facing practically the same thought process as I meandered down MLK Blvd at a pace of 1 mph.


Abandoning my car was not my first option, but it ended up working well.  This gave the quaint opportunity of testing Portland’s Tri-Met system which, I have to admit, worked rather well in getting near home and the Convention Center even while traveling snow routes.

The winter wonder world proved disasterous for the show, however.  The first shift, normally a busy one at 7-10pm Friday night, had only a few dozen people walking around the building.  It did lead to a fantastic opportunity to view the cars you loved and spend plenty of time taking pictures without random photobombers.


What I did love about this year’s show were a very select few automobiles. Ford’s 2015 Mustang is on display here in one of it’s first debuts.  It’s hot.  A good mix of recent Mustang muscle with the smoother lines that used to flow down the fastbacks.  Cadillac’s new CTS was a pleasure as well, with an interior that screams to be touched and vertical LEDs lining the gaping holes of the fascia.  The Chevy Corvette was also a hot conversation with some loving it for it’s Italian-esque design, taking cues from it’s more respected competitor Ferrari.  Others hated it for that same note, but all observed the amount of available power and handling this thing will give at $65,000.

Speaking of $65,000, guess who’s selling a car for the much?  Kia.  And Hyundai. Boom. “Of course I’d spend that much on a Kia!,” said no one, ever.   Enter the K900.  I must say the quality of these things have come a long way, but you needn’t look much further than the wheels to understand the Koreans still have a ways to come in certain departments.  However the interior feels near as nice as any German car out there.  Hyundai is also offering the Equus which can total $69,000 with options. Yikes!


There were many moderately exciting vehicles, such as the Chevy SS – a sedan with 400+hp in a neat, tidy package that wouldn’t draw too much attention at Walmart let alone stoplights. Something about the sleeper package draws me in.  Buick’s Regal GS looked nice with 20″ rims, with class and style but not enough to garner wild attention.  In a meager surprise, the new Chrysler 200 looked better than it has since… well, before it was a Sebring.  It’s almost respectable.

Overall though, there were many cars we just didn’t like seeing.  BMW comes to top of mind with it’s new 2 series, 4 series, 6 series Grand Coupe, and i3 all on display, none of which the public seemed to ask for. Lexus’s IS250 seems to have taken a step backward, Mitsubishi had… well nothing. And besides a cool Scion FRS Toyota and Honda had only rather vanilla people movers on display.


As far as trucks go, Ford’s new all-aluminum F-150 looks nice.  It’s fresh, crisp, clean, and manly.  RAM on the other hand made their new trucks even bigger for big’s sake.  The standard RAM 1500 is now an absurd beast,  There was enough room on the center console to throw a barrel of hay which, depending on who you are, is either handy or absurd.

Subaru is still trying to find it’s styling game.  After going from “odd yet classic” to entirely bland, Subaru has been continuing to build AWD architecture that’s tough to beat all-around and has slowly been getting it’s style back.  The new Impreza WRX is looking tempting once again, and who can deny the sound of those boxer engines?


What were your thoughts on the Portland Auto Show?  Sound off below!


Showing Up For Life


Today was another one that ended with my face buried deeply in my hands. There seemed an overwhelming amount of incompetent individuals with sticks perusing the bubble that is my life. Why in such a modern society does it feel like some folks still don’t seem to get it?   Today I share a few short (yet far from simple) lessons we need to learn – or re-learn for some of us – to help make the world a better place for both ourselves and others:

1) Do what you say you’ll do.

And don’t do what you say you won’t.   This simple statement could be the key to discovery and happiness for our species if only we weren’t so flawed.   We’ll innately fail and let others, and ourselves, down.  Because of this we need to be mindful of the things we speak into being.  “A man’s word is his bond,” and rightfully so.  Accomplish more, hurt less and get off your butt and into action.

2) Blame yourself for almost everything in life.

When we’re younger we don’t have control of the things that surround us, but as adults we do entirely. The people we hang around, the money we make, our inner and external health… Learn to hold yourself accountable.  Learn to create solutions.  Change starts at yourself.

3) Treat others with respect.

Because karma is a huge bitch.  Don’t be surprised when the world comes crashing down to expose it’s innards.  Keep in mind that your actions come back around and putting that extra foot forward for another can reap benefits when you really need them.  Small things seam meager yet equate substantially.